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Matter Demotivational Poster


all lives matter -




THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


SIZE -


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


BEFORE YOU - ask someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even care.


TAGS: doesn t matter hate you
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by elixiri

Zetmonk - July 16, 2012, 5:32 am
The pic does add a lovely "don't care", well done!
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:57 pm
Hater5 Gonna Hate.


NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!


TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?


WHEN SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - ...money and power surely does


TAGS: size doesn t matter
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by radioactive13

radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
You're right Ychos.
Ychos - February 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
Brunetta demmerda


BEING - To the world you're just one person, but to one person you're the world.


TAGS: remember that you matter
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Sean - April 5, 2010, 8:46 pm
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Even his ***eworm is just not that into him. (Yes I admit it. I logged in just for that. Good night.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 12:08 pm
What? *sniff....waaaaaaa, why don't you love me Norman?
Sean - April 5, 2010, 12:06 pm
But my point is that we both know that even he has other, outside, interests.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 12:03 pm
My ***eworm loves me....I'm making him Chili.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:59 am
Hell, some people aren't even the whole world to the ***eworm they picked up while away on holidays.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:57 am
If not, then Wiceman must be giving us the stalker's point of view.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:55 am
that fat broad knocked up or something?
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:55 am
This is exactly the kind of pretentious crap that all of my pretentious crap is designed to parody. And now Moooooooooooo may stop spitting on the elderly ... leaving me out there all alone to do what must be done. And I don't even get this one. Is ...
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 10:48 am
NO, THIS IS NOT OK. If this was motivate.com, i would love this, but its not, now i feel all important and ****. GOD d*** YOU WICEMAN
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 8:37 am
This is the opposite of "demotivational"...I may not even spit at the elderly today....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!


The Bait -




AGEING -


TAGS: hurt work doesnt matter mariand
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - June 16, 2012, 8:37 am
Well, now I know…..five numb thumbs
Greeny - June 15, 2012, 11:00 pm
and gravity, don't forget gravity...


marriage advice #17 -


TAGS: blackmail size matters
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 4:16 am
ROTFL!!! That'd work on most guys! 5 LOL lions!


USEFUL SIGNS - If You're At The Front Door: The Back Door Is Around The Front!




One... One bite on her neck... Two -




Two Whales -




SUNSET OF LIFE -


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


FOR THE LAST TIME -


TAGS: raising kids is always tough no matter who you think you are
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Fatt Matt - December 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
I love it! 5 martyrs for mr. bone
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:16 pm
Actually Claire I believe it is either Mosses or St. Pete...but I gave up on religion long ago
Claire - December 9, 2009, 10:15 pm
This is funny, but I thought it was Adam in that painting?


DARK MATTER - They say it is there but we just cannot see it. Suuure...




GIFTS -


TAGS: gift does matter mariand
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mariand

Greeny - March 11, 2012, 5:29 am
English is not everyone's first language; the gist is still there
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:05 pm
What the hell kinda syntax is that??


HAPPY B-DAY CANADA - (The Motifaker, Not the Country) If you celebrate correctly, Tomorrow You'll feel like you went over this.


TAGS: no matter how drunk you get dont get in the barrel
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:22 pm
thanks guys, thanks moo+
CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:21 pm
I was definitely drunk enough to try the barrel ride friday and saterday night! 5L
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:47 am
Happy Belated B-Day Canada!
spacedog - April 25, 2010, 5:26 pm
Have a good one CANADA.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 11:59 am
Happy Birthday CANADA, most likely be Monday when you read this :) 5L
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:16 am
LMAO! Thought I was wanking to his woman... man, can he pull off pretty!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:15 am
And an even better woman!!...see you on tr*** night!
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:13 am
Happy birthday to a good man!


Warning -




WHAT MATTERS -


TAGS: what matters sean has a super magicial wand
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:17 pm
petrificus totalus
MO - August 16, 2009, 7:14 pm
Accio b***ons!!


TAXES -


TAGS: hey you won life s lottery hard work does not matter it is not your money but theres they just let you hold it for a while
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 7:53 am
I hear ya Derek...the wife is already b****ing that the maid can't handle the 3200 sq ft I have now. When she gets that way I usually head out to the 4 car garage and polish one of my cars.
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:21 pm
I dare say old chap! Do tell? So riveting. I know you can read me timmy/deeerk.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:09 pm
Taxes buy us civilisation. Without them the world moves inexorably towards mansions and favelas. Chances are almost certain, you and I won't be in mansions.


SIZE -




Better things -


TAGS: it meant the world to hold a bruising faith but now its just a matter of grace
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 23, 2016, 1:26 pm
Niiice!!


PRISON -




To Great Lengths -


TAGS: size matters condoms small medium liar
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 10:40 pm
You're safe rerun I think I've pretty much run out of steam.
rerun - February 8, 2016, 7:58 pm

I'm just gonna stay silent on this
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 6:35 pm
3 tries to get water on that burn? Dammit I'm really that good...teehee
lgvernon - February 8, 2016, 5:53 pm

Magnum...you forgot magnum...
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 1:20 pm
Aw Silvie...your were the inspiration for it!
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 1:08 pm

Every read a poster and really, really wish you'd come up with it? This is one of tho5e. Love it!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:37 pm
Sure yuk it up lg but how do you know of which you ****le..er..cackle?
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:36 pm
So...your a fibber not a ribber?
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:36 pm
Wee wee pzyk!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:35 pm
Well you're the exception to the rule Mr. Gary. You need a d*** sock cuz a condom aint gonna go all the way to your knees my friend. Actually, scrotums don't count so I guess your ok.
GaryO - February 8, 2016, 7:47 am
50 Ls....because I can
pzykosiz - February 8, 2016, 5:21 am
Liar's french for huge right?
concern3 - February 8, 2016, 5:00 am
“Liar's such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as me omitting some of the details" but a 5er
lgvernon - February 8, 2016, 2:54 am

LOLOLOL! Size 5x


You laugh... -


TAGS: size doesnt matter me***hors laugh pencils style
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:52 am
So long as you don't come with a "power-antenna"... all is good.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:51 am
"C'mon, baby... Flick my Bic!"
MissPriss - January 30, 2016, 6:19 pm
too much information rerun...teehee.
rerun - January 29, 2016, 7:54 pm

I write in shorthand


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